August 13, 2023
The early bird might get the worm…
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
“Should we walk home or take a dog?”
What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?
Big ones.
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
What is a dog’s favorite city?
New Yorkie.
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept dropping their trunks.
What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What is a cat’s favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
Which kinds of snakes are found on cars?
Windshield vipers.
Get ready to discover the fun side of lions, tigers, elephants, and many other exotic creatures.
Laughing is the best way to explore the animal kingdom, and with our repertoire of jokes, we guarantee you won’t be able to help but smile.
So, make yourself comfortable and start laughing with “Zoo Animal Jokes: Where Laughter Roams Wild,” the place where laughter is truly contagious!
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